Hickey Catsrophee

Ever get so mad you yell across the classroom. Welcome to meadowdale.today something bigger than the destiny & lindsay blow out happened. lets call it hickey catasrophee...

Yesterday after school three girls (brittany and the other two i can not say) from meadowdale went to safeway. they met some boys and things lead to hickeyville...
so then today DRAMA was started. the story of the three girls is this...

Brittany: she got one hickey ... then keith yelled in the hall did you see brittanys hickey??? then there was all this commotion. and everyone was all talking about her


other girl number one: hid hers and said it was a bruise

other girl number 2 : got called a slut and a bitch for cheating on her boyfriend. everyone made a huge a deal about it. she had trouble hiding it and her boyfriend caught her

ya soooo then brittany went up to keith and he said if your gunna hurt please do it softly. then brittany was all stop telling people keith was like i didnt tell anyone. i felt like this was my time to shine. i was all like yea you did . then he was all shut up taylor. i said make me. he was all taylor stay out of it then i was make me
ya soooo it was funny....

i hate robert!

I HATE ROBERT HE IS A FAG. so i got a solo in jazz choir and ya.

today in gym brittany got a lunch detiontion for "swearing" then got her camerea taken away beacuse of safety reasons. they thought she would take naked pictures of other girls. so brittany was helluh pissed. yesterday me and brittany craved my pumpkin

ummm... brittany brittany brittany wow so who else had something happen today


the person i like doesnt like me i think.... lol

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

idk

soo today i yelled at someone... and ya idk what happened today i was to busy worrying bout something

love and hate

i like somebody very much so he knows and idk if like me... i hate boys who call me fatt ass bitch ... Zeke called me a fatt bitch today. he little penis head.

today nothing really good happend except tanner was melasting jade lol jk jk jk jk jk...
SOMEBODY talked behind my back in someones ear with me sitting 2 feet away. i get tortured in science class because they all tease me and call me mean names. keith and cyrsta broke up. then keith being the little farmer he is started dating some sevie on sunday. friday is when cyrsta and him broke up. . .

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

-Meadowdale Gossiper

oops i lied

BRITTANY DOESNT LIKE COLLIN I LIED SORRY

Sunday Funnys

Hehehehe, Pink!Hehe Hello Kitty (Laughing)Listen up ya'll cause this is it,The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious.Preppylicious definition make them frat boys' crazy,I use my daddy's chauffer: I can drive I'm just too lazy.You can see me, you can read me,Go a brand name on my booby.Wives' got reasons why they hate me,Cuz their hubby's wanna date me.Preppylicious.My thoughts are so ambiguous,If you ask my IQ, I'll tell you 92.I give kisses, (muah, muah)Even though I'm such a bitch.I'll be friendly to your face,But be careful I'm a witch.I'm so vicious.I'm hot hot.So damn vicious.My spray tan and golden locks.I'm so vicious.Got a taste of what I'm not.Preppylicious.F-F-F-Fake it, fake it.Preppylicious, DefPreppylicious DefPreppylicious Def, Def, Def, Def ,Def Def,Def.Preppylicious Definition, Always on a diet,If it's packed with carbs or sugar than I will refuse to buy it.I'm the B to the L O N the D the E and can't no other white girl die her hair like me.I'm Preppylicious.I'm fashionsensalicious.I'll be up in Dior maxing out my card for sure.Starbucks whore!I drink my coffee day and nightGet my Chai Tea make it light so my jeans don't fit too tight.I'm so vicious.I'm hot hot.So damn vicious.My spray tan and golden locks.I'm so vicious.Got a taste of what I'm not.I'm delicious.Hold hold hold hold up, check it outSugar daddy daddy if you really want me,Buy me silky panties then you'll get a taste for free.I'll be easy easy,I'll act super cheesy,You can ride me all night and I'll say it's all right.S to the T to the U P I D girl you're stupid.S to the T to the U P I D girl you're stupid.J to the E to the A L O U S you're jealous.J to the E to the to the to the to theHit it Barbie!All the time I play around boys gather roundAlways starin at my boob job boucin up and down.I don't want to talk now I just want to text,Always passing all that trash from one girl to the next.And I know I'm coming off just a little superficial But I just can't deny that my nose is artificial.But I'm tryin' to tell That my body's still rockin',It's fine as hell.But they say she's so vicious.

Haters

People need to grow up and not be fake. Some peole are just in it for the ride. cause they wanna see you crash and burn. they are trying to get you to turn against your friends and make them mad. So people need to grow up and be mature so HATERS STOP HATIN.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

-Meadowdale Gossiper