today in gym brittany got a lunch detiontion for "swearing" then got her camerea taken away beacuse of safety reasons. they thought she would take naked pictures of other girls. so brittany was helluh pissed. yesterday me and brittany craved my pumpkin
ummm... brittany brittany brittany wow so who else had something happen today
the person i like doesnt like me i think.... lol
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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